Doogie of the Carribbean

Yes, I know that I owe you a long post about how things have been going at school [yes, Virginia, I am the official site support sub at Bryant Elementary School], but things have been crazy, and I've been extremely tired everyday - and things will be even more crazy this week because I'm working the Book Fair after school every day this week. I'll give you the full scoop soon. BUT, more importantly...

I just got home from a Halloween get-together at the apartment of an actor friend, and, in attendance, was none other than TV's Doogie Howser M.D., Neil Patrick Harris. He and his "friend" [wink wink] came in these fantastickly elaborate pirate costumes. When I was introduced to him [I was on the back porch having a stress-relieving cigarette] I had my momentary starfucker moment and exclaimed, "I just have to get my gush moment out of the way and say that I saw you here in Sweeney Todd and you were AMAZING." I'm such a dork. Neil smoked a cigarette and then threw it off of the porch down to a parking lot below. His fag [wink wink] landed on the top of a car and I instantaneously saw the headline in the morning paper:

TV'S DOOGIE HOWSER CAUSES CAR TO EXPLODE

And, yes, I realize the irony that here I am writing about this in my online diary which is exactly what Doogie did at the end of each episode of his show...

[Cue cheesy, contemplative Casio keyboard theme...]