Damn, I'm bored. One can only play so much "Jewel", "Double", and "MacSolitare" (yeah, I picked up another addiction...) before their hand cramps up. And, no one to sue for CTS.

Add to everything, that our DishNetwork box is on the fritz - I'm thinking that the bastards who removed our back steps (without telling us!) nicked a cable or something - I've tried to record this weeks "League of Gentlemen" 3 TIMES! (Did you SEE last weeks with Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen? When he took off the wig?! Hilarious!) I tell you, if the Dish had gone on the fritz Thursday, and I had missed "Amazing Race 4", there'd be MAJOR hell to pay. MAJOR HELL TO PAY. It's bad enough that I didn't get to see what the guy thought of his Caribbean Patio on this weeks "While You Were Out".

Plus, my DSL has been SLOW AS HELL (it'll be a freakin' miracle if I can even get this post to post). How can I find out what's going to be on "The Two Towers: Extended Edition" when pages take 20 minutes to load?!? I thought this whole DSL thing was supposed to make it so we never had to wait for anything? I tell you, someone is trying to steal away everything that makes me happy and drive me insane...

And, no, I'm still not done with the Sylvian review. SO STOP ASKING!