I suck. I'm telling you, I suck. I am the biggest procrastinating loser. Got a very important form to fill out and send in and want it done at the VERY LAST MINUTE? Call me. Have a paper that you need written THE NIGHT BEFORE IT'S DUE? Drop me a line.

What is my problem?

A friend of mine is starting a 'zine and asked me A MONTH AND A HALF AGO to write a review of a favorite CD. I love music - I've got 1000 CDs - my life has a constant soundtrack and could talk ad nauseum about any of my favorite bands/CDs. The article is due next Wednesday and I'M NOT DONE WITH IT. Yeah, I've got a rough outline - even some rough paragraphs. There's just too much pressure. The friend sent me a mock-up of what the cover of the 'zine is going to look like and it teases my article. PRESSURE. We've been marathoning episodes of "Sex & the City" and Carrie Bradshaw is just so f-ing witty. PRESSURE.

Anyone have any well-written words about David Sylvian's "Secrets of the Beehive"?