Have I mentioned that I hate subbing?
So, I subbed two days last week.
On Monday, I was in a 2nd grade class at a school that is in the neighborhood, but had never been inside of before. Naturally, based on my track record of previous sub jobs - especially the most recent 6 days in kindergarten hell - I wasn't looking forward to the day. I walked into the classroom and saw that all of the student work on the walls was written in Spanish. Great. I got put in a Spanish-bilingual classroom and I really don't speak Spanish. Luckily, the lesson plans were written in English, and the teacher said that the day could be conducted in English, but the students should speak to each other throughout the day in Spanish. When the kids came in the room they exclaimed, "We've got a sub! Do we have to speak in Spanish??" When I informed them that my Spanish wasn't up to snuff and that we would be doing everything in English they all cheered. This was a "Dual Immersion" classroom where it was 50% native Spanish speakers and 50% native English speakers - which I think is pretty cool. If you're kid is raised in a Spanish-speaking household, they will get instruction in Spanish, and, throughout the elementary years they gradually get more and more of the instruction in English. On the flipside, if your kid is raised in an English-speaking household, you can put them in this class track and they can become bilingual as well.
So, not much to say about the day - overall it went pretty well. There were a couple of troublemakers, but nothing that broke the bank and caused me to yell. At one point in the day I noticed that a student had put a box on the teacher's desk. It was a Frederick's of Hollywood shoebox with holes punched in the top. Ok. First question: Who sends their kid to school with a Frederick's of Hollywood shoebox??!?? Second question: Is this kid's mom a callgirl or a hooker? Strangely, there was a "doll" inside the box with a "head" made out of a pair of nylons stuffed with cotton. Just weird all around. Mysteriously, the box disappeared by the end of the day.
For "read aloud" time, the teacher had me read from the Austere Academy, the FIFTH book in the Series of Unfortunate Events book series. LOVE THOSE BOOKS, and I think that I made my love of them quite well known to the kids. The thing that I couldn't understand, though, was why the teacher hadn't read to them from the first 4 books in the series. Why not start from the beginning? After I read a chapter, we made sentences using "describing words" to describe each character, and then drew pictures of our favorite characters.
My sub job on Thursday wasn't so great. First of all, I only took the job because it was supposed to be subbing for a "Technology Resource Teacher". The school was one of the schools out in the WORST part of town - the "ghetto" [I hate that word...], if you will - the part of town where you'll find "the projects", the most crime, and the most homicides. SO, I only took the job because I thought, "Wow, I'd love to be the computer teacher for a day. You just have to deal with a couple of classes coming to you for an hour, and then you leave." Well, naturally, as happened to me the last time I subbed out in this part of town, when I got to the school the principal said, "Oh, well we have another teacher who called in sick today, so you'll have to sub for her." "I KNEW IT!" I think I exclaimed out loud. It was a 2nd grade class which the principal described as a "bunch of REALLY sweet kids". Code for: GOOD LUCK WITH THIS BUNCH. I walked the students in, they put there stuff away, and 2 [TWO!] adults come in to the room explaining that they are there for extra help. But they are supposed to be a sweet bunch. Why ever would I need two adult helpers?? Again, OVERALL, it wasn't the worst subbing experience that I've ever had, but it certainly drained me. The two adults only stayed for the morning - they must have felt like I was competent and could handle things on my own. The principal even came by during lunch and asked if I could sub for the same teacher on Monday. "OH, DARN! I've already accepted a sub job at another school on Monday" - which is the truth.
I've decided that I'm a good teacher, but a not-so-great sub. I tend to have the students' attention and cooperation at the beginning of the day, but then lose it and can't get it back. Clearly, I'm doing something wrong. One girl, the most difficult child in the room, said to me, "You're a bad teacher!" For a split second it stung, and I wondered if she wasn't right. Quickly, however, I came to my senses and said to her, "Actually, I'm a really good teacher. I'm here to help you, but it's you who won't allow me to help you."
On very little notice, I came up with really interesting ways to convey the lessons that I was supposed to teach - totally on the fly, and something that I didn't even really have to do [I do this a lot - it's just the way that I am]. I could have very easily just stood up there and read from the teacher's edition and then had the students do workbook pages as assigned, but I put some effort into it. At Math time, the students were supposed to do some sheets on "Fact Families" [basically, when you've got 3 numbers that form 4 different equations such as: 6+4=10, 4+6=10, 10-6=4, and 10-4=6]. Well, it was my brilliant idea to write on cards the numbers "4", "6", and "10", and then stick them to the chalkboard and write the "+" and "=" signs between them. First I did 6+4=10, and then I took the 3 number cards and switched the 6 and the 4, making sure that they noticed that I was using the same three numbers, but just switching two of them. I did this for all 4 equations, and then passed out linker cubes to each table so that they could stick 4 orange cubes together, then 6 green cubes together, and then stick those together to make 10. I did ALL OF THIS without any prompting from the regular classroom teacher. AND, this all would've gone over like gangbusters... if the kids had been paying attention. Math time really sucked. I ended up losing my voice because I kept saying over and over, "Ok, some of you are working ahead but you aren't getting the right answers because you haven't been listening. I'm here to help you - I'm TRYING to help you - but you need to make the choice to let me help you." I also had to pull out the tried-and-true "I'm going to write the letters to the words 'Free Choice' on the board. If you want to have some free choice time at the end of the day, you need to have at least one letter left on the board. Every time I have to ask you to be quiet, I'll erase a letter. Every time you are doing something that I ask, you'll get a letter back." So, at the end of the day, the students had "F" on the board. Yeah, they were loud and disrespectful and I had to reluctantly leave them with 1 letter left because I WANTED them to have some free choice time, as, I NEEDED A BREAK.
One of the adults that was there in the morning ended up being the school librarian. He seemed like a pretty cool guy, just about my age, dressed pretty hip and seemed approachable so during lunch I asked if I could talk to him about his job at the end of the day. After school, I went to the library and he was cleaning up after having run a Book Fair all week. Turns out, he doesn't even have library certification at all. In fact, he said that he doesn't think that many of the librarians in the district have such specialized degrees. Ok. Does this mean that if I got my library and information sciences certification that I would have a better chance at a job, or does this mean that there just aren't many librarians in the district at all?? I guess he just got the job because he had experience working with "this population of students" [read: African-American], plus he had worked a bit with the library software at the last school he taught at. Plus, he said that being in the library was really only 30% of his job. The rest of the time he was a Reading Specialist, providing extra language arts support for students who needed it. Again, he said that he didn't have any specific training/schooling for this position either.
All that I know is that I walked into that library and just felt at home - like it would be the coolest job in the school. Getting knew materials, bringing classes in to check books out, suggesting titles to kids based on the knowledge of their specific interests, doing OVER THE TOP read alouds, maybe starting after school book groups or reading clubs, coming up with displays around the school and in the library itself promoting authors, new titles, or themes. Reading through the course descriptions at the San Jose State website a few weeks ago, all of the courses actually sounded really interesting. Coincidentally, I walked into the new Borders bookstore across from SBC Park the other day and immediately saw this woman that I worked with at the downtown Borders years ago. It was a strange coincidence to see her because I had just found out the week before that she was taking online Library Sciences classes and worked part-time at the main public library. We talked for a while - I didn't learn that much from her because her program wasn't a Master's Program or a program designed for people with teaching credentials, but it just seemed fated that I should run into her.
Last weekend was the Now & Zen Fest thingy that I won tickets for on the radio. Brian and I showed up at a suitable hour only to find out that Morrissey had cancelled due to illness. Well, screw it. The only other band that I NEEDED to see was Tears For Fears, and I knew that they would be touring on their own this fall, so we looked into how we could return the tickets for a refund. No, I didn't initially pay for them, but I thought that we could at least some money off of them. The ticket company was taking tickets back, but not comp tickets [even though our tickets said NOTHING about being promos, there was no proof - credit card receipt, etc. - that we bought them]. A guy walked by the line asking if anyone had extra tickets and within moments Brian and I walked away with a $40 profit on FREE TICKETS. I mentioned that as long as we were there, it was a nice day, we had a blanket and some sandwiches, we might as well find a place to sit outside the fencing to at least LISTEN to Tears For Fears. Well, we did one better and found a spot on a hill that had a direct, unobstructed view of the stage. We called it the Free Section, and, within an hour, it filled up quite quickly. Sneaky, cheeky buggers, eh?
Oh, and we got a new stove. Without even sending someone else out to see if they could fix our old one, our landlord just ordered, and delivered, us a new one. Whatever. Thing is, and I hate to look a gift horse in the mouth, but, the new stove is a cheap piece of junk. There is NO insulation in it AT ALL, so when you turn the oven on, the whole thing heats right up. It's so hot that you can't even touch the outside of the stove. Junky piece of junk.